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Answer me this! Why are we forced to
work? Why must we pay money to eat?

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It's insane!

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Can't we all just share?

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Look around.

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The rich get fat while the poor die.

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Where is the freedom in this world? Does
it even exist?

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We're all just slaves to our work! And
is work fun?

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No! How could it be?

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We do not want to work! Period!

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That's why I, Hammerhead, will change
our society!

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I'll make it where only those who want
to work will work, while the rest are

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supported! We will create a utopian
world! The Paradisers, led by

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will realize this!

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Boss, nobody's listening.

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All these damn idiots?

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They're not ready for us anyway!

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Let's go!

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That guy's in need of loading.

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We'll wreck his posh penthouse and show
everyone that we mean business!

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High -rise apartments are symbols of
inequality!

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Yes, sir!

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Thank you.

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Thank you for

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watching!

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There's no way in hell he made so much
money legally.

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It's unforgivable. Bring it down.

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Yes, sir.

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The

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target

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has been destroyed.

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Man, these experimental battle suits
sure do pack a wallop.

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I mean, sure, we had to steal them, but
when it's all said and done, it was

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totally worth the risk.

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Oh, wait. That was the wrong building.

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My bad, boss.

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Actually, his house is a little further
up.

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Whatever. Everyone makes mistakes.

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But the important thing is to learn
something from them. Am I right?

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Right you are, sir.

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Then onward to Zenitus!

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Move out!

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You've got a bugger on your finger!

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What a dream.

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The terrorist group responsible for the
riots call themselves the Paradisers.

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They've destroyed a high -rise building
in City F and the situation seems to be

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spiraling out of control.

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I'm receiving word that we've just
learned the identity of their leader.

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This is Hammerhead, a B -class criminal
who's been involved in several violent

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incidents in the past.

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He's a man of large stature, standing 6
feet 6 inches tall and weighing 462

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pounds. According to one eyewitness
report, he fought 20 men in a street

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and sent each of them to the hospital.

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The Paradisers sent the following
message directly to this TV station. We

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continue to riot until food, clothing,
and shelter are provided free of charge

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to those who do not work. Sounds pretty
boring.

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No need for me to get involved.

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Reports indicate that they all have
shaven heads, making them not only

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in appearance, but quite intimidating.

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It is advised that those who encounter
any shaven -headed men on the street

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should leave the area immediately.

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What? No.

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Bastards! Those thieves!

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They stole my look!

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I spend all this time trying to be a
hero, but if they keep acting like

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jackasses, I'll be treated like a
villain!

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No! They will pay!

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Run!

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The Paradisers are coming!

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Man, they're tough. They're not gonna
back down.

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It's too dangerous!

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Stop right there, you thugs!

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The bicycle is for justice.

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Lumen Rider is here!

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Lumen Rider, he's come to save us!
There's nothing to fear with him around.

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Hero, huh? What a joke.

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Here I come!

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Somebody call an ambulance!

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Mr. Zeniru, you must flee.

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What, are you kidding? I can't do that.
Running away from terrorists would hurt

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my reputation.

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There's no need to leave.

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Not while I'm around.

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You're quite the lucky man having this
occur while I'm still under contract.

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You're just one bodyguard, you can't...
No, Sonic, that's the spirit!

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But are you sure you can handle this by
yourself? The men coming are... Of

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course I can.

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You should be concerned with their
lives. So start thinking of a way to

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of the pile of dead bodies I'm about to
make.

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The Paradisers. A bunch of upstarts
lucky enough to be equipped with some

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type of battlesuit. But they're led by
that B -class criminal Hammerhead. He

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might have some backbone.

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But look!

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You can see Beniru's building across the
woods.

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People call it the Golden Turd.

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All right, let's go!

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Something's wrong.

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I've been waiting for you, Hammerhead.

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Zeniru sent me.

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Let me start out by saying this.

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No opponent of mine has ever escaped
alive. Not once.

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I plan on keeping it that way. When it
comes to my job, I'm a perfectionist.

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if you surrender right now, I'll let you
live.

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So what's it gonna be, then?

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Thank you.

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Why is every... Holy crap!

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What's all

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this? Trying to intimidate me?

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You can't see me, can you?

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So he decided to fight instead of run.

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Oops.

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There goes my bad habit again.

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You're just a little dog bought by
Zeniru's money. You really think someone

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me who's fighting for a noble cause can
lose to a gun -for -hire dog like you?

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I see what he's up to. It's just as I
thought.

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He's a complete fool.

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He could have at least tried to arrange
the rocks in a less obvious way.

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There are plenty more rocks where those
came from! And if you don't stop me,

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they're just gonna keep on coming!

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So let me guess.

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You think you'll be able to deal with my
speed if you know which direction I'm

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coming from. How utterly pathetic.

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But I'll play along.

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In fact, I'll take you... ...head -on!

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It's too fast. I can't see him.

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But it doesn't matter.

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I got this!

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Gotcha!

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Think about how stupid you were to face
off against the likes of me on your way

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down to hell!

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It's over.

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Yeah. Unfortunately, I couldn't go easy
on them.

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Yes.

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Hammerhead's body is over here as well.

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I'll head back now.

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The corpse is gone?

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Phew. That was close.

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It's a good thing that ninja freak hit
me in the head.

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Luckily, my skull's always been several
times thicker than a normal person's.

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Damn it. I don't know who that bastard
was, but one day I'm gonna kill...

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Now what?

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As with the mosquito monster, it seems I
grossly underestimated my opponent's

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power once again.

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I let my guard down and Kabuto took
advantage of that.

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If Master Saitama had not been there as
well, I am certain that I would have

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been destroyed.

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I see.

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Well, either way, I'm glad you're all
right. Doctor, he saved me from certain

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death on two different occasions.

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You were the one responsible for
restoring my life.

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Later, this same life was saved by
Master Saitama, who now has saved it

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Ah, yes, I think I get the picture,
Genos.

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You're trying to tell me just how
amazing this Saitama fella is, am I

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Yes, sir.

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Listen to me, Genos. They're not quite
ready just yet, but I'm developing a new

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set of augmentations.

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When I replace your existing parts with
them, you may even be able to surpass

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your friend.

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He must possess an enormous amount of
strength for you to go on and on about

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to such a degree.

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Yes.

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So what's your deal?

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Did you come out here to sign up with
the Paradisers?

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Not at all.

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Actually, I'm just a guy who's a hero
for fun.

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For personal reasons, I'm out here to
smash all your heads in.

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So, uh, where are your followers?

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Then die!

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All right, enough.

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I better get out of here quick.

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How? I thought I punched him.

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Aw, what a letdown.

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I was pretty excited to see the battle
suits I'd been hearing about.

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But the design's pretty lame, and all
they do is give you superhuman strength.

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You have no idea how hard it was to get
a hold of these things!

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How could an insignificant gnat like you
know that true value, huh?

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Today is your lucky day!

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I've been waiting to test the full power
of that suit on someone!

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SPIN... ATTACK!

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Whoa. When I was just a kid, I used to
use that move all the time.

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Impossible! Hammerhead, huh?

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He's a lot like me.

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No way!

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What the hell are you?

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Wait!

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Hold on! I just... I just wanted to get
him working, that's all!

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Don't be bad anymore, okay?

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What? Wait, you mean you're not gonna
kill me? Get lost.

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Right! You got it!

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That's that.

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Where did Hammerhead wander off to?

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Huh?

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There's no one left here but you.

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Hmm. He was heading in that direction,
screaming and yelling. Fuck naked.

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What's this thing?

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Hey, you got it wrong.

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What have I got wrong?

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I know how this looks, but I'm not one
of the Paradisers.

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You're a terrible liar.

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No, no, no!

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Don't be stupid!

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Look at me. I don't really need to.

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With that bald head, there's no denying
it.

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Come on.

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Really, take a good look at me. I'm the
guy who's out being a hero for fun. I'm

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not a villain. Never heard of you.

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Oh, I see.

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Either way, it doesn't matter to me in
the least.

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You were able to read my attacks two
times in a row.

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That's the real problem.

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Born in a ninja village.

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I've been honing and perfecting my
techniques since my earliest days of

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childhood.

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Yet you saw right through them in an
instant.

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This I cannot permit.

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What's he talking about?

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My pride won't allow it. I don't care
who you are. I can't let you simply walk

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away.

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Oh, come on. You just want to try out
those honed and perfected moves on me.

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I can tell by that innocent smile of
yours.

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What do you think of this speed that
breaks the sound barrier?

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Of these shock waves?

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Can you even see me?

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How can you possibly keep up with me?

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Uh... Can I go home?

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BASTARD! TWIN BLADE TICK!

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Jack, mate.

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Oops. Sorry.

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I, uh... I didn't do that on purpose. I
meant to stop before hitting you, but

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your momentum carried my fist into your,
uh... Listen.

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I've worked every job from assassin to
bodyguard. I'm the deadly ninja.

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Speed of sound, sonic!

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But for the time being, my work will be
on hold.

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Now that I've found such a formidable
opponent, I'm dedicating myself to

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training until we settle this.

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Let me know your name!

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It's Saitama.

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Saitama! Next time we meet, it'll be
your demise!

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Sure.

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I, Speed of Sound Sonic, the ultimate
ninja, will not rest until I have

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you down!

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Go train hard.

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Speed of Sound Sonic?

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Who is that?

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What kind of person would possess such a
redundant name?

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Dunno. He appeared out of nowhere, said
we were rivals, and then took off.

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If he is bothering you, I will get rid
of him. You're not much better, you

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Actually, why are you here again? Go
home. It's not like we're related.

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Master. I must become stronger
because... Shut up!

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The incidents from today made me aware
of a serious problem and I'm reeling

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shock. So I beg you, just go home. A
serious problem?

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For somebody as great as you are? But
what could it possibly be?

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Please, tell me.

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No one knows who I am.

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It's been right around three years since
I first became a hero.

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I've defeated a lot of monsters and evil
organizations during that time.

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Come to think of it, I've never heard of
any other heroes doing as much as me.

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Not even close.

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Everyone in the world should know my
name by now. I mean, isn't it kind of

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that I don't have any fans or anything?

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You know what he said to me today?

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Never heard of you.

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Never. On top of that...

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Everyone in town thought I was one of
those terrorists.

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They forgot how I beat those monsters
and all the other stuff I've done for

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them. He is right.

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I recall seeing the news report earlier
today.

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There was no mention of Master Saitama
or Speed of Sound Sonic.

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Instead, the one credited for defeating
the Paradisers was a hero called Moomen

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Rider.

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Hold on.

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Master! Are you listed with the Hero
Registry?

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Take a test at any local branch of the
Hero Association.

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If you score better than the cutoff, you
will be registered in the Hero Registry

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and will be allowed to officially call
yourself a hero.

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Once officially recognized, you'll be
deemed a pro and will be paid for your

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work through donations collected by the
association.

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All the heroes in the public eye are
fully registered, accredited, and

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professional. You may be doing plenty of
hero work, but if you're only a self

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-proclaimed hero, you're really just
some weirdo.

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Some weirdo spouting nonsense and viewed
with great suspicion, it says.

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I had no clue.

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So, Genos, are you registered?

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No. Should I be?

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Huh?

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Hey, let's sign up.

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Go register with me and I'll make you my
official disciple.

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Sounds like a plan.

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Please, don't do this.

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Forgive me.

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Pleading for his life after stealing
battle suits from the organization, he

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truly understood nothing.

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Of course, we did let the theft take
place in order to collect the data from

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suits in the field.

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And the body?

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Leave it.

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Thanks for giving me my thick skull,
Mommy.

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I promise.

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I promise I'll get a job.

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Our guest this morning is Mr. Majimeta,
an expert on the labor issues

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confronting young people today. Thanks
for being here.

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Thank you for having me. Mr. Majimeta,
as we saw with the Paradiser incident

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recently, there's an increase in young
people who lack motivation to work.

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you care to comment on this phenomenon?

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Honestly, I'm really not that different
from them.

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Those unemployed guys are a lot like me.

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If I'd taken a wrong step,

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would I have ended up like that too?

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Thank you for watching.

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See you next time.

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No gum

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Are you ready, Master?

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Uh, sure.

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I'm the recently reformed Hammerhead.
How's it hanging?

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Before I introduce next week's episode,
I'd like to take a few moments to do a

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little PR for myself.

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Oh, I can't do that.

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Next time on One Punch Man, Episode 5,
The Ultimate Master.

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Yeah, if I'd had a mentor like him,
maybe my life would have been different.

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knows?